what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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