What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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I like poop in my butt

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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