You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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