- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Jovan

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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