- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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