1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

One, two, three, four and five

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

whats hairy and crys your mom

Everybody will die

A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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