Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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