Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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i'm hard

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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