- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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