- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

poopy is poopy

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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