- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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