- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

hey hey apple

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead