What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Anti Joke

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