Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Grace Ackerson

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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