Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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This is not funny.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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