A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

hey hey apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

antonis sister is mighty fine

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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