Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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kieran is a homosexual

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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