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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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