- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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