- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

hey hey apple

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

antonis sister is mighty fine

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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