- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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