- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

all these jokes are horrible now

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Do the roar!

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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