- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Kameron Brown is gay.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Black people stink of shite!

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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