- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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