What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Sixty... eight

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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