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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Yo Momma is not fat.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

A guy at a baseball game....

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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