- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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