- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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