- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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