- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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