A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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No

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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knock knock come in !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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