- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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