What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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