- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

hi penis ham telephone

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

roses are red poo is poo

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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