how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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