- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

a man makes a bad joke

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

SHUT UP JP

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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