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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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