- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

what do you call a young man? a little boy

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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