- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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