- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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