- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

haha black people :D

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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