Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

I dont have a girlfriend

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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