Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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HEY!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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