- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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