- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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