- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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