- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What hurts like hell? HELL

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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