Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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