What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Apple juice.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

thumb_up thumb_down -25

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

thumb_up thumb_down -27

I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

thumb_up thumb_down -27

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops