- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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