- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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