- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

diarrhea.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

well use a tissue!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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