What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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HEY!

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Anti Joke

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