- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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