- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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