- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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