- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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