What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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women's rights.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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