- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

What's white and gluey Glue

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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