- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

whats green and lives in the water

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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