- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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