roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Abortion

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Women's Rights

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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