- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

If life gives you lemonade.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Two women were sitting quietly.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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