Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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AIDS

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He--Hey guys

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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you give like i give lomain

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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