Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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