Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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