- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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