- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can you touch your toes? no

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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