How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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