Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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like if your cool

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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