What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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pudding

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