a man was shot.... he died

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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