- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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