How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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this website is a bad joke

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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