- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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