Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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