Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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