dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Roses are red, yup.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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