- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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