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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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