- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Cripples are lame.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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