- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Barack Obama.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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