what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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How old are you? 7

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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