Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

David Cameron

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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