- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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