A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Barack Obama.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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