- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Roses are red, yup.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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