What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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