- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

If you have a stroke, call 000

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Your're racist.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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