Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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