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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Okay.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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