- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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