- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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