- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

I named my son ps2 controller

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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