- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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