- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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