- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

binladin walks into the american seals

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

wanna here a joke? you.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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