- Anti Joke

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wants water? I do.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him