- Anti Joke

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?