- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Who wants water? I do.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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