Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Robin, get in the car, please.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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