Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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