Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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