How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

A fat guy!

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

men's rights activists

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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