- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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