Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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