Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Anti Joke

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