Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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