- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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