- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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