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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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