A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

hola said the chinese man

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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