Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Massie is a fatass

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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