why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Poop...

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Anti Joke

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