- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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