- Anti Joke

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes