- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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