- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Tunechi

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What do u call a cripple Biv

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

bite me

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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