- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Dwarf Shortage

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Massie is a fatass

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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