Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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