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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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