- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What page are you on The gay page.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

An Asian with a big dick.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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