What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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