- Anti Joke

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".