- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do u call a cripple Biv

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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