Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Lindsay Lohan

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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