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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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