in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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