- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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