- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

bite me

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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