- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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